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The Fall of 2018!

We've got some changes happening in the Tone Deaf camp. Mr. Adam Pileski, our original bass player, has decided to leave the band. All is good in the world, he's just spending more time with his family. His last show was in August, at our partially rained out Cactusfest show at the Thirsty Cactus in Dundas. We will be announcing his replacement in the near future.

Speaking of the Cactus, we are going to be celebrating Halloween there this year, on October 27th. You can also catch us at Jerseys on pretty much the third weekend of every month.

We have things going on all the time, so be sure to check back or keep in touch on Facebook via our Facebook account or via our pages for Tone Deaf or Semi Tone.


The Latest News (and picture de jour)

Mark Turned 50!
Mark Turned Fifty!!!!
Click on image to enlarge

Mark joined the half century club! Old bag of dirt!

The official birthday was January 6th be we celebrated on Saturday January 7th, 2017!

The festivities were at Jerseys Bar and Grill in Burlington. Just ask Mark about it. He could tell you what happened right up to about 11pm... then fade to black!


Movember Photos
Movember 2010

Mark Starts Movember Adam Starts Movember
Starting Photos - Movember 1st

Day 5... and pathetic! Day 12... improved! Day 20... not bad! Day 28... creepy!


Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


"So...how 'bout this weather?!"

Enviroment Canada 5-day Forecast Click here for the five day forecast.

http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/city/pages/on-143_metric_e.html


NEXT SHOW (for each lineup)



Tone Deaf @ Jerseys
Tone Deaf
Friday December 14th, 2018

Jersey's Bar and Grill
1450 Headon Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 319-0525

Show Time: 10:00 PM

Oh how we love Jerseys! Great place to see a band!
And it's a celebration kinda night!
Join us for the party! Cheers!

For more information visit www.JerseysBarAndGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest


Tone Deaf @ Jerseys
Tone Deaf
Thursday December 20th, 2018

Jersey's Bar and Grill
1450 Headon Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 319-0525

Show Time: 8:00 PM

It's Customer Appreciation Night!
Come. Be appreciated!

For more information visit www.JerseysBarAndGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest


Semi Tone @ Cactus
Semi Tone
Saturday December 22nd, 2018

Thirsty Cactus
2 King Street East, Dundas - Phone (905) 627-8488

Show Time: 9:00 PM

Semi Tone returns to the Cactus!
Oh how we love the Thirsty Cactus!
Come out and hang with us! Share some Christmas cheer!

For more information visit www.ThirstyCactus.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest



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just click on Show Listings.

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