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2020 Is Here!

Yes... we know... we are TERRIBLE at keeping this page up-to-date. But, we're working on it.

In 2020, it will be Tone Deaf's 20th anniversary. And it's been one hell of a ride!

In January (and February... and March...) we will be back at Tin Cup in Burlington and our beloved Jerseys Bar and Grill, also in Burlington.

And in March, we are showing up in a few new rooms. Stay tuned!

Check us out and keep in touch on Facebook via our Facebook account or via our pages for Tone Deaf or Semi Tone.


The Latest News (and picture de jour)

Mark Turned 50!
Mark Turned Fifty!!!!
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Mark joined the half century club! Old bag of dirt!

The official birthday was January 6th be we celebrated on Saturday January 7th, 2017!

The festivities were at Jerseys Bar and Grill in Burlington. Just ask Mark about it. He could tell you what happened right up to about 11pm... then fade to black!


Movember Photos
Movember 2010

Mark Starts Movember Adam Starts Movember
Starting Photos - Movember 1st

Day 5... and pathetic! Day 12... improved! Day 20... not bad! Day 28... creepy!


Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


"So...how 'bout this weather?!"

Enviroment Canada 5-day Forecast Click here for the five day forecast.

http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/city/pages/on-143_metric_e.html


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Tone Deaf @ Jerseys
Tone Deaf
Friday January 24th, 2020

Jersey's Bar and Grill
1450 Headon Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 319-0525

Show Time: 10:00 PM

Always great to be back at Jerseys!
Come by for dinner and stay for the show!
Cheers!

For more information visit www.JerseysBarAndGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Google Maps


We used to be a young band!
Tone Deaf
February 8th, 2020

Tin Cup Sports Grill
1831 Walkers Line , Burlington - Phone (905) 315-7727

Show Time: 9:00 PM

Live music at Tin Cup on Saturday nights!
And on February 8th, yup, it's us!
Join us for dinner and a pint! Cheers!

For more information visit www.TinCupSportsGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Google Maps



To find out where you can catch a live show,
just click on Show Listings.

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