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2020 Is Almost Here!

Yes... we know... we are TERRIBLE at keeping this page up-to-date. But, we're working on it.

Coming in 2020, it will be Tone Deaf's 20th anniversary. And it's been one hell of a ride!

Before we get there, we have a few shows at the Tin Cup in Burlington and in Oakville. We also return to our beloved Jerseys Bar and Grill for one last kick at it this year (back again January 24th).

Oh, and we are happy to be back at Squires in Burlington on New Years Day! Ah, yes, a little "hair of the dog"! Love to see you!

We have things going on all the time, so be sure to check back or keep in touch on Facebook via our Facebook account or via our pages for Tone Deaf or Semi Tone.


The Latest News (and picture de jour)

Mark Turned 50!
Mark Turned Fifty!!!!
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Mark joined the half century club! Old bag of dirt!

The official birthday was January 6th be we celebrated on Saturday January 7th, 2017!

The festivities were at Jerseys Bar and Grill in Burlington. Just ask Mark about it. He could tell you what happened right up to about 11pm... then fade to black!


Movember Photos
Movember 2010

Mark Starts Movember Adam Starts Movember
Starting Photos - Movember 1st

Day 5... and pathetic! Day 12... improved! Day 20... not bad! Day 28... creepy!


Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


"So...how 'bout this weather?!"

Enviroment Canada 5-day Forecast Click here for the five day forecast.

http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/city/pages/on-143_metric_e.html


NEXT SHOW (for each lineup)



Semi Tone @ Tin Cup
Semi Tone
Saturday November 30th, 2019

Tin Cup Sports Grill
1831 Walkers Line , Burlington - Phone (905) 315-7727

Show Time: 9:00 PM

A special Semi Tone appearance at the Tin Cup
in Burlington. For this one, Marianne and Mark
join forces! Come on out!

For more information visit www.TinCupSportsGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Google Maps


We used to be a young band!
Tone Deaf
Thursday December 5th, 2019

Tin Cup Sports Grill
1831 Walkers Line , Burlington - Phone (905) 315-7727

Show Time: 8:00 PM

It the Tin Cup Customer Appreciation/Christmas party!
And being as we're customers too, we are so there!
Join us for some appreciation! Cheers!

For more information visit www.TinCupSportsGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Google Maps


Tone Deaf @ Jerseys
Tone Deaf
Friday December 13th, 2019

Jersey's Bar and Grill
1450 Headon Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 319-0525

Show Time: 10:00 PM

Always great to be back at Jerseys!
Come by for dinner and stay for the show!
Cheers!

For more information visit www.JerseysBarAndGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Google Maps


Tone Deaf @ Tin Cup
Tone Deaf
Saturday December 14th, 2019

Tin Cup Sports Grill
1540 North Service Rd. W., Oakville - Phone (905) 469-1441

Show Time: 9:00 PM

We always love playing at the Tin Cup!
If you've never been, plan to come for dinner first.
Trust us on this one... great food! And, of course
the entertainment is stellar! Cheers!

For more information visit www.TinCupSportsGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Google Maps



To find out where you can catch a live show,
just click on Show Listings.

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